Sit Down Or We‘ll Steal Your Club

Season 5, Episode 23

If you're suffering from the January blues, then this week's episode may well be one you'd be better off giving a miss, as it's doom and gloom from start to finish. We just can't see an end to the malaise we currently find ourselves in, in actual fact the highlight of the week is some car crash chat. 
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Season 5, Episode 22

On this week's award deserving episode, we come to the conclusion (pretty quickly it has to be said) that we'll only refer to our new head coach as Mr Jackson, and not the over-familiar 'Jacko'. We also give you our favorite telly, and films of 2022, and decide that making new year resolutions is a bit of a mug's game.
However, in a festive break from tradition, we actually spend rather more than half of the pod discussing a game that we actually both watched. Don't worry, we won't do it again.
So... it only remains to wish everyone who either downloaded this pile of crap, streamed it, or just had a passing interest an extremely happy new year, and we'll see you in 2023 hopefully.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2022
 
 

Season 5, Episode 21

While Tony is forever a stain on the English game, John cracks the Nordic socks out in an effort to keep warm.
We also are surprised that Portsmouth were so poor, but are obviously less than surprised that Leicester were significantly less than poor.
So, we'd like to wish all of our listeners, including those from the SE19 postcode a wonderful Christmas, and we can only hope that Santa brings you 3 points in your stocking over the festive period. 
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2022

Season 5, Episode 20

In light of the seismic events at MK in the last week, we're joined by ex-MKDSA chairman Colin Butler, and collectively we come to the inevitable conclusion that we've had it, and are heading straight out the door. A door marked League Two.
We're so despondent that we barely mention Bristol Rovers, and don't mention Fleetwood at all. So no change there then.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins, with special guest Colin Butler
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2022

Season 5, Episode 19

Marvel at this week's episode, where it takes is the best part of 8 minutes before we even start talking about MK Dons. But fear not, because out of an episode that runs to almost 50 minutes, at least two and a half of those aforementioned minutes are focused on The Dons. We also ponder whether managers should be forced to take penalties, and wonder which animals we could beat in a fight.
To be serious for a minute. We're really beginning to struggle here. It's getting harder and harder to find something to talk about week after week. So... If you'd like us to continue with this load of rubbish, then why not get involved, starting next week. After all, it's your show. Use it or lose it.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2022

Season 5, Episode 18

Join John, Tony, and returning hero Dan as they once again rehash the old 'where has it all gone wrong for the club this season' discussion. They also look back on our glorious exit in the world's oldest cup competition, and wonder where exactly the points are going to come from before the end of the year.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins, with special guest Daniel Palmer
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2022

Season 5, Episode 17

Join an astonishingly apathetic John and Tony as they try (and fail miserably) to whip up any enthusiasm whatsoever for both the team, and indeed this podcast.  In fact, the most exciting thing on this week's episode actually occurs in Qatar. 
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2022
 

Season 5, Episode 16

This week.. we move on from Adam And The Ants and turn our attention to Ants' offshoot band Bow Wow Wow. We also ponder nuclear devastation, and wonder if having a world cup in winter is a good idea. Oh and there's some Derby chat in there somewhere.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2022

Season 5, Episode 15

This week... John continues his run of talking about games he didn't actually attend. But fear not, as intrepid co-host Tony (who did go) gives us a run down of our 8 goal hammering of non-league opposition. We also wonder if November Rain is the worse song ever recorded, and look forward to 62,000 Derby fans descending on stadium:mk this weekend.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2022

Season 5, Episode 14

There's something for everyone this week (unless that something happens to be MK Dons, because there's not a whole load of that). There is however, chicken's feet, Bullseye, Adam Ant, Eggs, and a whole host more.