Episodes

2 days ago
Season 5, Episode 34
2 days ago
2 days ago
This week...
John extends zero sympathy towards Morecambe in their current plight. Tony eyes up a late-night TV hosts job, and being the glory hunters that we are, they both decide that we're not going to High Wycombe this forthcoming weekend.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins.
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Season 5, Episode 33
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
This week…
John will broach no argument that Status Quo are better than Queen (which they are!). Tony is very enthusiastic in regards to Stanley’s club house. Special guest Lisa likes Mr Jackson’s love for the fans, and Alby insists on continually bringing the conversation back to actual football.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins, with special guests Lisa Spearman and Andrew Macpherson.
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Season 5, Episode 32
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
This week…
We spend more time talking about The Last Of Us, early noughties no-hopers The Automatic and how many steps we’ve done than the actual Cambridge match. But in mitigation, the pod is only half an hour, so knock yourself out.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Season 5, Episode 31
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
This week...
If you're in the mood for some cheer amid the unmitigated disaster this season has been, unfortunately you've come to the wrong place, as we don't even try this week. We even have Alby back to lift the mood, but even he cant see any end to this. Sorry about that.
There is however some Status Quo for those that like that sort of thing.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins, with special guest Andrew Macpherson
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Season 5, Episode 30
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
This week...
John's in the mood for singing, Tony's in the mood for giving up, and Penelope's in the mood for getting Robbo's name wrong.
We also look back on the most turgid 180 minutes we can ever recall under the guise of MK Dons, and don't even bother to look forward to a trip to Port Vale, as there's absolutely nothing to look forward to any longer.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Wednesday Feb 22, 2023
Season 5, Episode 29
Wednesday Feb 22, 2023
Wednesday Feb 22, 2023
This week...
We have an absolutely outstanding match report from Lisa, recorded live on location from Hillsborough. If you ever need to find out what it means to be a football supporter, then you need go no further than this.
As usual John and Tony try, and fail, to make sense of what happened when we tried to play football against a team who casually put five past us, and to look forward to being outnumbered at home for the first time.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins, with special on the road reporter, Lisa Spearman.
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Wednesday Feb 15, 2023
Season 5, Episode 28
Wednesday Feb 15, 2023
Wednesday Feb 15, 2023
This week...
We look back on Tony's best mate's return to stadium:mk, and our St Valentine's day massacre at the heads and feet of Bolton.
As usual when we're not doing so well, we're inundated with texts, tweets and emails. Which to be quite honest with you, we're beginning to find a tad irritating. Don't just get involved when we lose, fire us a line when we eventually win. Whenever that may be. Come on, up your game.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Season 5, Episode 27
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Wednesday Feb 08, 2023
Once again we break our own self imposed rule and talk about (or rather don't) a game we weren't actually at. But fear not, as we rhapsodize at great length just how brilliant The Last Of Us is, and look forward to Fawlty Towers making a welcome return.
There is some footy talk amid the nonsense, but to be honest, it isn't our best work. But you can't expect good stuff every week. Which is a good job, as you certainly don't get it this week.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Season 5, Episode 26
Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
Wednesday Feb 01, 2023
This week...
We're so fed up talking about the same old rubbish on the pitch that we spend the majority of this week's episode discussing terrible 80's sitcoms. We also hope that our latest signing from the other Dons doesn't have to come up against an on-call plumber again, and grudgingly mull over our latest defeat.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

Wednesday Jan 25, 2023
Season 5, Episode 25
Wednesday Jan 25, 2023
Wednesday Jan 25, 2023
This week...
Sit back, pour yourself a drink, and enjoy a brand new feature... the SDOWSYC drinking game. On The Buses makes a welcome return, and we wonder how on earth we'll get out of the position we currently find ourselves in.
Presented by John Taylor & Tony Hawkins
Produced & edited by John Taylor
Sit Down Or We'll Steal Your Club is an SDOWSYC production for Primary Recordings
© primary recordings 2023

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